Category Archives: Anger

Civil Rights

I don’t understand what’s wrong with some of you people out there.  Congratulations, you got yourselves a shiny new president.  He’s very nice.  I bet you’re all patting yourselves on the back for “looking beyond the limitations of race” and … Continue reading

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Go go Apple design

My third MagSafe adaptor died today. Same failure mode as last time- what happens is that the (coax, fucking hell Apple, will you STOP using coax screen as a high current conductor?) flex kinks at one particular point near the … Continue reading

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Raise your expectations

The reason corporate megaliths- especially telecoms ones- are able to screw us, the consumer massive, so badly is simply that we expect them to do so. If you yell and scream at them when they screw up, you will get … Continue reading

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Oh, now you’ve done it.

If you’re from Kansas- and I know a few of my friends and coworkers are- I’m deeply, deeply sorry. It seems that some of your compatriots have done something really, really retarded today. Not only have they crippled their children’s … Continue reading

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Hey kids

I’m aware that I have more than a few readers now, and some of you are still at school. Well, lucky day, I’m writing a blog entry for you guys now. I have something to tell you that is going … Continue reading

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You go forwards, I go backwards

I’m not looking for a new England. Or even a New England, or a New South Wales. Get out and vote, kids, tomorrow; I mean it. This year I won’t be voting for Tony Blair and his Lovely, Lovely Hair. … Continue reading

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He Said, She Said

I hate this. I’m being kicked out of my flat. I’m being kicked out, in fact, by an unemployable, rudderless little fuckhead named Neil. Neil Simmons. If you ever meet him, punch him in the face for me. The reason … Continue reading

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Bye Hunter

You stupid genius.

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I hate the USPTO

There, I’ve said it. The USPTO does not sufficiently check patent applications for prior art; its arbitration procedures are horribly over-complex and far too slow, and its lawyer-centric mechanisms are hopelessly biased in favour of large corporations. Take this for … Continue reading

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Black day

We are all responsible. We have to stop this.

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Born to Run

US forces have covertly entered Iran, where they are ‘selecting targets’. So I guess the war in Iraq will expand to engulf Iran, a state which almost certainly does have weapons of mass destruction. From where are the additional military … Continue reading

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To the anonymous coward…

…in my comments section. I believe you have the right to dignity. I believe you have the right to privacy. I believe you have the right to safety and security. I believe you have the right to free speech. I … Continue reading

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Lost in Space

I’ve been looking at the past performance of the Prez in Rez, and I’ve noticed something… more than a little alarming. I think there’s something wrong with him. Well, we knew that. But there’s an increasing amount of evidence for … Continue reading

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According to Fox News…

… Dutch people are the new Nazis. Apparently the Netherlands are in the middle of a new Holocaust. Fascinating. I just can’t think of a valid comment to make in response to this, except- fair and balanced? I’m bewildered.

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The Revolution Will Not be Televised.

the revolution will not be televised. the revolution will not be available in malls in a range of pastel tones. the revolution will not be available in malls in a range of pastel tones. the people will not be informed … Continue reading

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Brain drain

During the second world war, Germany failed to develop a nuclear bomb because it had scared away most of its scientists. This isn’t a world war in that sense, but in another sense it is a cold world war, wherein … Continue reading

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All hail the Idiot King

Predictions, and let’s just keep this to what’ll happen inside the country, for the sake of the argument. Another major terrorist attack. Given that security was one of Bush’s big selling points, Al Qaeda are going to be highly motivated … Continue reading

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Go and vote

If you’re in the US, go and vote now. Please vote for the less-evil candidate. This means the one who hasn’t, thus far, lied to you, wasted billions of dollars of taxpayers’ money, lined his own pockets or been a … Continue reading

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Ethnic diversity

Crowd scene a little thin, George? Too many white faces, not enough brown ones? Can’t find enough black people who are prepared to be shot and killed for your buddies? Starting to look a bit… discriminatory? Don’t worry. Adobe has … Continue reading

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Oh my God!

I got another hatemail today. I won’t say who it came from, but the basic gist of it was that I’m unamerican! The worst thing is that I checked my passport and it turns out it’s true! I’m not American! … Continue reading

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