Monthly Archives: October 2004

Moving chaos!

[cruncha] Broken code fragment removed.

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Hey Andy

[chugga] More broken code removed.

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While I was away

Some kind soul set up a bot to submit 15 000 comments postings. Lovely. All of them titled ‘your fat ass’. Interestingly, I don’t actually have a fat arse, so they must have been meant for someone else. I’ve deleted … Continue reading

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Ethnic diversity

Crowd scene a little thin, George? Too many white faces, not enough brown ones? Can’t find enough black people who are prepared to be shot and killed for your buddies? Starting to look a bit… discriminatory? Don’t worry. Adobe has … Continue reading

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Oh my God!

I got another hatemail today. I won’t say who it came from, but the basic gist of it was that I’m unamerican! The worst thing is that I checked my passport and it turns out it’s true! I’m not American! … Continue reading

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John Peel dies

Yet DLT still breathes. There ain’t no justice, children. Somewhere, in the infinite reaches of the cosmos, John Peel- or something not dissimilar to John Peel- is setting up a jam session wherein Jimi and Elvis- who’s looking tight today- … Continue reading

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I trashed my Mac

Damn. I’ve lost everything that was in my home directory or on my desktop on this Mac. In other news, good luck Gia!

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By the way, Donna Schoenrock

In response to this: I’ve not read your foul little page in three months, and my site gets over a thousand unique visitors a day. I hope that helps to clear up your little superiority complex.

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This is very interesting

Civil War in America. This isn’t just more John Titor rambling; this is an interesting, reasoned essay.

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When we met

When we met, Did you forget That I was someone you knew A long time ago Was I someone like you Just out of the blue Did you forget? Did you trade in the memory For a convenient fantasy? Did … Continue reading

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Reasons To Be Cheerful

…may be found here.

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Films

I, personally, am just waiting for John Carpenter to make a robot ninja zombie pirate alien flick. (It will feature the one good cop in a bad unit.)

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Up with this sort of thing

I’ll talk more about this when I have some time.

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Dear Apple

Please make a mouse with a cellphone vibrator in it so that my motion-sensitive UI components can have tactile feedback. Thanks, your friend, Jas.

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Kerry: Communist!

Apparently Kerry is a communist. Odd, I thought that when he went back to Vietnam three times, he was actually fighting against the communists. Odd, that.

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Apparently

someone wanted to make it look like I was telling you that I’m a liberal hippy cunt. Fine. Whatever. Liberal: yup. Hippy: almost certainly (though I’m actually quite conservative on the whole personal hygiene issue) Cunt: last time I checked … Continue reading

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Deep CNN

Jon Stewart is awesome. The US really needs people like him right now.

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Solid drug

Wrap me up in a solid drug Feather dreaming in the back of the Bug Lose the one thing that you love All wrapped up in a solid drug Oh, take me back to where I belong Where we all … Continue reading

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If I get old, remind me of this

I had fire, once.

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The increments of empire

I’ve been thinking again. Essentially, on a per-person basis, the human race is about as productive as it always has been. The difference is that we now have more than six billion people. The Roman Empire was like this. A … Continue reading

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