Monthly Archives: February 2005

Sorry folks. It seems that I’ve lost lots of comments in the (several thousand) blogspams I’ve had over the last couple of months. Sorry :( I’ve resurrected them now, so if your comment disappeared, it’s back again from the Land … Continue reading →

I’m ill. Me and my bed are very very ill. We shiver and twitch and cough. I called in sick today. My boss sounded shocked. I don’t know why. If any of the work folks read this, maybe you could … Continue reading →

…but it’s disappeared. Oh, it’s still there, I think; something is certainly running Garageband and playing DVDs, but I can’t see where it’s coming from. This computer is seriously small and really surprisingly quick.

We hit number one in the Google ranking for Bush twunt. Perfect Duluth Day is at the bottom of page one for ‘twunt’. Not quite worked out how the anti-metaspamming stuff in Google works yet. I will work it out.

Four hours later, I still couldn’t stop the scribbling. So wired my hands shake, I poke CP15 registers mindlessly, trying to track down a performance problem that frankly I don’t care about. With a clank and a stutter, I get … Continue reading →

I was seven hundred metres from Southwark tube when the caffeine began to take effect. A clunky-thump to the chest, my feet acquired speed almost by themselves, I broke into a run, around and up the stairs below the blue … Continue reading →

Another week, another messed-up patent office. Sigh. The World Patent Office has issued a world patent, 2004/110060, to the British company Dwight Cavendish. Sadly, they really ought to know better. They suggest in this patent that it might be possible … Continue reading →

Gia has decided to BAM knock it up a notch and try and link the word twunt to the office of the Twunt in Front, the Thief in Chief, the Chimp in the Suspiciously Lumpy Jacket himself. Yes, I called … Continue reading →

This is rather well done.

I’ve been thinking about user interfaces. See, I’m a Mac user. I love my Mac, I’m looking forward to getting a new one, and I love MacOS and MacOS applications. I love my Mac because it’s not a spork. Allow … Continue reading →

So none of the British people who were imprisoned in Guantanamo Bay for the last five years were actually guilty of anything at all? What the fuck? I am lost for words.

As well as writing a bit of book (stay tuned, folks) I’ve been reading a fair few over the last six months. The Bomb: A Life I think I’ve mentioned this one before. It’s a treatment of the birth, life … Continue reading →

Now: to get it home and get it insured.

Gia, Rob and Mark had a nice idea whick I don’t have time to implement, so I’ve reproduced Gia’s entire post here, for maximum spider impact. I’ve told loads of people about the baby jesus butt-plug (which you can actually … Continue reading →

Sorry for my unbelievably sparse blogging of late, folks. I’ve been wanting to write things but being too tired to actually write them. Sorry, Sorry, So sorry. Please don’t go away. Things I’ve been doing: Finally knocked the censored project … Continue reading →