Monthly Archives: May 2005

I have an appointment to see my GP tomorrow morning at 9:50. I have been trying to get an appointment for two weeks. Still, at least it’s less than 48 hours! Thanks Tony! (sarcasm)

Startmotion. 3.5MiB QuickTime MPEG-4 with AAC audio. Enjoy. :)

Well, lumber. I am minus cast. De-plastercated. Apparently I’ve healed a fractured cuboid in two weeks. This seems fairly astonishing. Certainly the doctors were surprised. Now I have a moon boot. Hence lumbering. I still have to use the crutches … Continue reading →

What’s a good book on MacOS X programming? I want to write a QuickTime codec, and frankly, I can’t get the one I’ve got half-finished to work. QuickTime refuses to find it. Please advise.

Why won’t people just listen to me and do things the way I ask? Sometimes I actually do know better, you know? Gaaah.

I definitely slept better with the codeine. No sleep tonight. No codeine either. I don’t want to be dependent but I also can’t function well like this.

Or, if you prefer, the PowerPC 750 processor. Motorola’s no-longer-finest. IBM’s golden child of 1998. No longer so shiny. It’s irritating when you know something is possible on a computer, indeed that you used to achieve it just fine, but … Continue reading →

Hey folks. I know I’m not up to much right now, but even in my codeine-addled state I can tell you that ID cards are a terrible thing and we don’t want or need them. If you have a family … Continue reading →

Tom’s come and rescued me :) He’s gone off down to Tesco to buy me some food now too. What a lovely bloke.

I hurt all over. My working leg and all my arm muscles hurt. I knew my upper body strength was a bit rubbish but I didn’t imagine it was that bad. This is terrible. I don’t know what to do … Continue reading →

At Veggie Dave’s party this weekend. I did a silly thing. By ‘silly thing’, I mean ‘attempt to wheelie the old Honda trike’. By ‘attempt to wheelie’, I mean ‘apply a handful of throttle and drop into gear’. The result … Continue reading →

This link exposes the shadowy link between the Illuminati and the Department of Trade and Industry.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. It’s also day 295 of your 30-day evaluation period.

Okay, okay. I’ve had enough people inform me of the innocence of the remora, which apparently doesn’t hurt the shark at all. As a consequence, I’ve decided to change the name of this article. Maybe you’ve heard of the hagfish, … Continue reading →

Remember that roll of Ilford Delta 3200 I shot? Here are the photos. Welldon Crescent Summer.

Set me to null, dude I’ll go out with the trash Access me, baby And wait for the crash

It’s true. No, really. I am simultaneously £204 lighter and one pair of glasses heavier.

I know, it came as somewhat of a shock to me too. But there it is, in black and white, my vision sucks. Slightly. Enough to give me blinding headaches at all times when I have to use this fucking … Continue reading →

I think I’m going to do it.