Monthly Archives: July 2005

Just a quick one as I am busy busy, but: This is important. Go and do it.

It all runs on one really huge Windows 95 box.

Apparently today I’m going to find out how Google’s search system works. Ooooh.

I really want to keep this job, so please look at the new message at the bottom of this site. For the hard-of-scrolling, it says: These words are the property and opinion of Jasmine Strong alone, and have nothing whatsoever … Continue reading →

No, seriously, I went to the loo and it was awesome.

First day. Let us begin.

A state entirely unafraid of defacing a hillside.

I am in Mountain View, in a rented apartment with cool, cool air conditioning. I am destroying the planet and loving it.

The next time I fly, I’m going to be ruthless. I’m not going to talk to anyone who isn’t nice. Why is this? Because last time I flew, I found myself being nice to Daily Mail readers. This delightful pair … Continue reading →

Okay, this is the posting I pulled because I didn’t want to get in trouble. For any Symbian people reading this: If you’re a manager, it’s probably your fault. Notable exceptions: Deepak and David. If you’re in marketing, kill yourself, … Continue reading →

I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately, and I’ve come to some conclusions. IronGoth wants me to hate Islam, seemingly in preference to Christianity. I would have to think about that a bit. I’ve been thinking, in fact, and … Continue reading →

In the comments for ‘Violent’, below: Wow. How repulsive to put words in my mouth. You must be truly afraid of what I’m saying. This is for you and you ALONE Jas, don’t bother editing it or putting your own … Continue reading →

Neither shocked nor awed. Look. Harrow doesn’t care. It’ll never change.

Are you in London? Will you come to London? Here.

This is day 352 of your 30-day evaluation period. Well, I guess that’s not so long. Byebye Symbian. It’s been nice knowing you.

BANG. There it is. Forty people dead, maybe. A thousand people injured, maybe. Al Qaeda, maybe. A billion off the FTSE, maybe. Maybe. And the first response is, well, we just have to get on with it. I stayed at … Continue reading →

Is everyone okay? ALERT-UK-QAIDAH-CLAIM Al-Qa’idah Europe claims responsibility for London blasts Text of report by Monitoring research on 7 July On 7 July, “Nur al-Iman” participant, identified as a “new guest”, posts to the jihadist website Al-Qal’ah (Fortress), available at … Continue reading →

I never met a god I liked They say, Work hard until you die Well I don’t wanna work so hard And I don’t wanna die so soon I met a man who said he knew god I thought he … Continue reading →