Monthly Archives: December 2006

Go go Apple design

Posted on 31/12/2006 by jasmine

My third MagSafe adaptor died today. Same failure mode as last time- what happens is that the (coax, fucking hell Apple, will you STOP using coax screen as a high current conductor?) flex kinks at one particular point near the … Continue reading →

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2006: Year that Never Was

Posted on 31/12/2006 by jasmine

This time last year, I was all blooty on prescription happy pills, about to spend a year in a new country, and missing my friends. What’s new? Well, I’m not on the happy pills any more, but then I’m not … Continue reading →

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Pneumonia

Posted on 19/12/2006 by jasmine

spectacularly *sucks*.

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Oh fishy, fishy fish-ee

Posted on 12/12/2006 by jasmine

Do you love fish? Do you love fish? Do you like to make fun of internet forums? I bet you do. I bet you do.

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Still sick

Posted on 10/12/2006 by jasmine

So, from my death bed^W^W^WRachel’s death sofa, I’ve been playing with phones. As you know, I have a Nokia N90, Rachel has an N91 and today she got an E70. The E70 is the sexiest little phone I have laid … Continue reading →

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Blog Poetry is all the Same

Posted on 7/12/2006 by jasmine

This slow and angry lovemaking is all that we’ve got left I took your Dear Jane to heart, I carved it on my chest And when I close my eyes at night I dream of Jeanie’s breasts Because I lost … Continue reading →

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More polonium

Posted on 7/12/2006 by jasmine

I was disappointed to hear that it is not possible to extract polonium by melting down Polo mints, but not so much as to let it stop the experiments.

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210Po

Posted on 5/12/2006 by jasmine

As I sit here, coughing and spluttering with whatever this lurgi is that’s attacking my respiratory system, I watch the news. The BBC is all abuzz about the Russian tomfoolery, polonium-210 being used to poison former Russian spies and all … Continue reading →

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