Monthly Archives: January 2007

I think I’m in love

…with people who care enough to bring me juice, analgesia and food when I am sick. You’re the best. You know who you are. Thank you.

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Ghost Ride the Whip

I will give $200 to the first person to give me a genuine video of someone ghost riding a Segway.

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Home phone rings

*ring* *ring* “Hi this is Justin from the Mercury, we’re wondering if you would like to receive the newspaper for the next eight weeks for just thirty eight cents a day-” “Uh, no thanks.  I don’t really need that kind … Continue reading

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Brain Dump

These are some of the places I have been, people and things I have seen lately. As such you can expect them to feature in my dreams.

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Back in the Valley

This place is like a science fiction story.

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So, should I or shouldn’t I?

Should I buy one of these?

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I’ve found a cure

I have the cure for SAD. Observe: Zürich. Redwood City, California. I feel so much better.

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Supercalifragilistic

I’m in California. Legally. Until Oct 31st 2009. Woo. Go me.

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please, someone

help me get out of this country. I’m totally trapped here. I need help.

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