The next time I fly, I’m going to be ruthless. I’m not going to talk to anyone who isn’t nice. Why is this? Because last time I flew, I found myself being nice to Daily Mail readers.
This delightful pair were slightly to the right of Ghengis Khan and somewhat less liberal in their viewpoint than Margaret Thatcher, and I was, I am ashamed to say, cordial and polite to them. This will not happen again.