Track of the Day

More Life in a Tramp’s Vest – Word Gets Around – Stereophonics.  Back to my roots.  Kelly may be-  and, indeed, is-  a complete tool, but his voice is amazing and the rest of the band is sharp too.  Lyrics a step above the Oasis-esque cat-sat-on-the-mattery that one might expect from a band from Ponty.  This is a dose of good, solid rock, two minutes twenty of it that will leave you wishing there was more where that came from.  Rockin’!

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I never could get the hang of Tuesdays. Have something mellow.

Seal – We Are The Night – Chemical Brothers. What language is that? The silky, muttering, intoxicated vocal mixes with a minimal beat and an insistent bassline to make the album- and the gig- for me. No trace of harshness, even when the beat jumps back in, and some soaring waveforms push to the second verse. What’s it all about? Better ask the Chemical Brothers. I have no idea, and lyrics don’t seem to be forthcoming. Just sit back and cuckoo along.

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Track of the Day

Yet another monkey Monday, and more music joy for you.

Toxygene – Orblivion – The Orb.  A long, slow intro bounces gradually into a bouncy, catchy downtempo beat that will get your couchlock shifted and your dancing feet back on.  While this track is intensely reminiscent of Jean-Jacques Perrey’s Futurama-esque EVA, the lovely babbling vocal samples make this a far jollier experience than the rather sterile French sound of Perrey’s one hit wonder.  Expert psychonauts The Orb mutate the song throughout its five and a half minute lifespan, giving plenty of places to drop something new and lots of outs for the inexperienced downtempist.  Lovely stuff.

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Track of the Day (very ordinary weekend edition)

Hey ho hi there pop fans. Nowthen nowthen. What’s Game Cat got for her kittlings? Two messed up songs for a messed up weekend. Dancing on a Thursday can only mean that Saturday’s the night.

The Fruit – Sander Kleinenberg. What’s that? Sounds like any old techno? I don’t care. Chunky, chopped beats and staccato cymbals, robbed of all decay, frame this filthy, buzzing bassline that just won’t go away. A breathy, campish vocal feeds into a bouncy synth melody that keeps coming for a DJ-friendly seven minutes. Many resolutions and some really nice wibbly stuff in the middle make this my pick for party night.

After that, you’ll be all partied out by Sunday. Recharge your fuel cells and prepare for a thermal transfer. Make a visual record of I Need Something Stronger – UNKLE. THX-1138 samples and a technodystopian intro run your rotors up for the motorcycle chase that follows. Somehow it seems disrespectful not to dance to this one, and you’ll find yourself wishing you were Mandroyd. A glitchy, tweaky beat wiggles you into a new spin, and the theme repeats itself, all radio chatter and techno noise. Hidden depths await, and the track pays back even more on repeated listenings. Kicking raucous guitar samples distort through the clean, untouched-by-human-hands motif. Hot stuff!

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Your humble correspondant is tired and aching today after a hot night of music; Matthew Dear comes highly recommended if you like that sort of thing (I do). Your pick today comes courtesy of the Madchester sound.

Fool’s Gold – The Stone Roses Muffled screaming and twisted argument slides into a ridiculously fast tomtom track and you just know this track’s going to be something special; the almost deadpan, calm and collected vocal soothes the fast-paced beat. The gold road’s sure a long road. These boots may have been made for walking but this is all about dancing, even though there’s really just a bassline and some drums. Slip this into your rock set and get people up; drop it into your house set and watch people get all condensed and intense. Down, down, down da down down down. Lovely stuff.

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I Wanna Be Your Dog – Nude & Rude – Iggy PopSo messed up, I want you here.  Never before has a song about oral sex and bestiality been so compelling.  You really believe that Iggy knew what he was talking about;  haven’t we all wanted to give up control now and then?  Well come on!  Iggy’s raw vocal never clashes with the fuzzed-out guitar or, oddly, the sleighbells.  You’ve got to love it.

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Party In My Pants – Junky Trunk – Sexual Chocolate. Okay, okay. This isn’t my usual style, but Robot Head’s played it so many times that Heroic can’t get it out of her (somewhat confused, addled, but not robotic) head. A vaguely pervy vocal sample combines with classic house beat to produce a really more-ish song. Certainly Robot Head seems to be more addicted to it than anything. So listen and try not to dance too much. The other people in your office are staring at you.

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Suicide Tuesday getting you down? Don’t drink a bottle of sulfuric acid, the electronpusher is here with a mellow pick for all you weekend warriors.

Headshots – Nine Objects of Desire – Suzanne Vega. Turn the bass up, kick on the sub and let this dreamy, mildly psychoactive piece of softly throbbing alternapop wash over you. From the confidential breath at the beginning to the last silkily-delivered line, Vega’s fluid voice soothes while her sultry lyric complements your sulky still-hating-Monday mood. What’s it all about? Weird times in Cooper Clarke County, I think. Tightly produced and sharply mixed, the whole album sounds great on headphones, but sounds fantastic on a really good stereo, with Bruce Thomas’ bass plunging down below 10 Hz.

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Ahh, back at work after a mellow weekend, full of late brunches and later ambient sessions. Plus Tim & Nan’s wedding (yes, I did cry a little bit.) Hope your weekend was enlivened by my picks, and here we go with the first one of the week.
Hash Pipe – Weezer -Weezer. Not at all ambient, the driving rhythm guitar morphs effortlessly into the Ritalin-derived riff. What the words mean- well, here we delve into yet another can of worms. The story goes that Rivers Cuomo drank a load of tequila, took some Ritalin, and wrote this song about a transvestite prostitute. (He also wrote Dope Nose on the same evening, so clearly he was on to something with this cocktail.) Hilariously, MTV censored this song not once but twice; they first released a version with the word “hash” dropped out, like so:

I can’t help my boogies they get out of control

I know that you don’t care but I want you to know

The knee-stocking flavour is a favourite treat

Of men that don’t bother with the taste of a teat

Oh, come on and kick me

Oh, come on and kick me

You’ve got your problems

I’ve got my ass wide

You’ve got your big cheese

I’ve got my ( ) pipe

Well, that didn’t make a lot of sense, since it was clear that (firstly) the song was about a prostitute, and secondly, that this prostitute had a pipe. So nextly they tried changing it again, like so:

You’ve got your big cheese

I’ve got my half pipe

If anyone ever wanted a study of the ridiculousness of censorship on a word-by-word basis, this is it. Yes, folks, MTV managed to turn a story about a dopehead prostitute into one about a skateboarding prostitute. Words fail me.

Musically, the song is the up there in the pantheon of the very most classic of grunge. Enjoy- but do try and get one of the post-2001 bootlegs, since they changed the guitar part (it doesn’t follow the verse so closely now, which is much more fun.)

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Track of the Day – bumper weekend edition

I might not feel like choosing a pick tomorrow, so in the spirit of laziness, you get two today. Happy Saturday!

Acid In My Fridge – Dinky A DJ-friendly single, the Berlin-influenced Acid In My Fridge was this year’s infectious Burning Man track. With the crazies in my camp playing it at every opportunity, the kids in the Flying Monkey Pub were going crazy for it. And, on repeated relistenings, this hyper-minimalist piece of electronic bleepy-bloopy music stands up to the scrutiny we never paid it at the time. Probably best saved for those times when melody just isn’t your thing.

Smile Around The Face – Everything Ecstatic – Four Tet The boy Hebden done it again. This masterpiece of pitch shift, sloppy sideways synthesis and just mental, mental noises. It sounds like someone booting up the computer that runs The Chemical Brothers (what, you didn’t think they were humans, did you?) and it’s twice as powerful. I defy you not to tap your toe to this one.

Special extra weekend bonus:

Bionic – Placebo – Placebo. Defining a new sound isn’t easy, and Placebo hit this one square on, in what many feel is still their best album, the somewhat ancient Placebo. That was a long time ago and those kids are older now, but their sound was raw and unexpected. The disspirited 17-year-old electronpusher, once upon a time, dressed up in black jeans, black teeshirt, black hair dye and black eyeliner, listened to this track and hung around a deserted shopping centre with her equally-retarded little buddies; the difference was that she was listening to this because it was just really, really good music. That’s not a drum machine you hear; the inhuman precision comes from Steve Hewitt (now, sadly, no longer with Placebo) and the wailing, pining vocals come from Luxembourg’s sluttiest export to date, Brian Molko. The anguish wasn’t matched until Ion – You Don’t Care About Us – Placebo – an electronically-driven, pulsating, echoing journey into the barren wastelands between downtempo and rock. Somehow, it survives the frozen night, the ice weasels and the temptation to put an unnecessary vocal on the track, with ethnic sounds over crooning synthesis.

There, that’s four to keep you going… have a great weekend!

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Girl Boy Song – the Richard D. James Album – Aphex Twin. Solid proof, if any were needed, of the Twin’s amazing grasp of the interplay of rhythm and melody. The song manages to be subtly melodic while levering into an absolutely scorching drum and bass tempo. A symphonic feel leaves me smiling every time. Don’t play this to people who are trying to dance- they’ll probably fall over, but they’ll be giggling when they do. Pure genius that will stretch your stereo to its limits.

Recommended visualizer: G-Force.

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Music is Math, Geogaddi, Boards of Canada. Don’t let the slow pace fool you, this is a really banging track. I had to listen to it several times and in several different states of mind before I really got it. The electronic modulations combined with the dreamy, just-woken-up vocal samples go to fill a hole dug by a squelchy, bumpy rhythm. Had a long night out on the town at too many underground parties with too many freaked out phenethylamine victims flashing and jabbering at your poor, tired sensorium? Boards of Canada are here for you, and they’re going to make it all better. The track works to an almost orgasmic climax and then gently slides away, leaving you ready for new tracks tomorrow. The past inside the present.

Recommended visualizer: WhiteCap.

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Videotape – Radiohead – In Rainbows. While I wouldn’t normally pick a track on such a short listening period, the poise and restraint of Radiohead’s latest album is frankly dazzling. Pay whatever you choose for In Rainbows; you won’t be disappointed. No longer teenaged and desperate.

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Public Opinion

Ok, show of hands: should I resurrect Electronpusher and start blogging again? Let me know.

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Daisy

Goodbye, little one.

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Thermonuclear chill

the long spindown of the starry dynamo; billions and billions teeming through the velvet sparkle of the night.

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I’m not proud

I used to be proud to be a blogger. I used to think I was at the forefront of a new wave of democratized human discourse. I used to think I was part of the future. I used to think that you, the readership, was shaping the conversation that would become human culture; no longer a monologue, but truly an exchange of views.

I don’t think that any more.

What has killed my dream? Digg. Tagging. MySpace. The mainstream hit, and hit these things hard. Digg was a great service when it was crewed by a bunch of interesting people, but once the AOL knuckledraggers moved up to DSL and started invading the (bloaty, slow) tagsphere, the quality of the tags dropped, just as services like Geocities and other forms of cheap web hosting turned the Web into a morass of sites with jellybean backgrounds and photos of sixteen year olds trying to look metal.

These context-free tagging sites have created a new kind of abuse, too, intentional or derogatory mistagging. When you can be tagged for something you’re not, but which many people would like to believe you are, or even just schoolyard abuse in the tagspace. You might be able to remove it, but there’s nothing to stop the next moron from pinning it on you as and when they please. And the more grisly the association the more it’ll be upvoted on whatever tagging service is doing the dirty work.

The blogsphere has turned from ancient Greek forum into middle-ages kangaroo court, full of braying nobles of rotten extraction, and we’re pretty much done here, unless someone can persuade me otherwise.

It’s been real, folks. I’m out.

-J.

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In case you don’t know

I’ve started posting my photos to Picasaweb.

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Twin Peaks

No, not the amazing (and very strange) TV series. I refer, rather, to the hill that overlooks the city. Here (warning: 2Mbyte JPEG) is a panorama I took with my N90 the last time I was up there.

Yes, you actually can see my house here, I think…

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Picture roundup time

I’ve been taking some photos. Time to do a roundup.

A panorama of the Golden Gate Bridge Taken on the N90.
Valley by Night is a collection of photos I took of my new neighbourhood. Taken on the Finepix F10.
This was Friday and Saturday. Taken on the N90.
An image macro I made. Taken on an SLR, on film, about 13 years ago, by Rachel.
An image dump of RC car foolery. On the N90 again.
Another image dump, this one of party images from a few weeks ago. Some from N90, some from Fuji.
Brain Dump- a collection of photos from my house hunt. From the N90.
Summer Offsite- photos from the Zurich office summer offsite. Nico and I provided music. Most of these from the Fuji, I think.
Sunny. Zurich is actually quite a nice place when it’s sunny. Taken on the Fuji.
Welldon. Grainy black-and-white nonsense. Taken on Ilford Delta 3200 with a Practika B100 and a Zeiss 132mm lens.
Swords and Sorcery- a collection of pictures of props. With the Fuji.
Snowy Club Night. The band and I played a club near Zurich. It snowed heavily that night. Various cameras.
Rock Out. A rehearsal night in mid summer turns into a very late evening.

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